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Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Overheard in My Apartment

There's a great site that was recommended to me a while ago called Overheard in New York and the related site Overheard in the Office. People submit amusing conversations that they have overheard. I often hear very random things in my apartment and have started keeping a list of the more entertaining statements and conversations I hear. Here are a few for your entertainment:

“You never smell me when I ask you to.”

“You don’t have green eyes.”
”If you ever looked at me, you’d know.”

“Do you usually get up in the middle of the night and eat corn?”
“No, but I usually get up in the middle of the night and watch porn.”

2 Comments:

  • At 5:55 PM, Anonymous Kip said…

    I don't know why your roommate (coughjimcough) doesn't have a rebuttal post here. Oh, wait I know why. There is nothing to rebut.

     
  • At 10:52 PM, Blogger Deborah said…

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