Colon Cancer Sucks Ass

Saturday, May 20, 2006

Overheard in My Apartment #2

It's time for another edition of things overheard in my apartment. For the first edition go here.

"Behold. . . my big, bulging muscles!"

"Sing it Bryan (Adams)!" exclaimed as "Everything I Do (I Do It For You)" filled the apartment. "That's f*ing baby-making music right there."

"I don't want to wear pants anymore. . . I don't want to wear underwear either."
"I don't want to wear my pants either."

Sigh...

1 Comments:

  • At 10:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    OK, that last one, I know you're just transferring there ;)

     

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