Overheard in My Apartment #2
"Behold. . . my big, bulging muscles!"
"Sing it Bryan (Adams)!" exclaimed as "Everything I Do (I Do It For You)" filled the apartment. "That's f*ing baby-making music right there."
"I don't want to wear pants anymore. . . I don't want to wear underwear either."
"I don't want to wear my pants either."