Overheard in My Apartment #2

It's time for another edition of things overheard in my apartment. For the first edition go here.

"Behold. . . my big, bulging muscles!"

"Sing it Bryan (Adams)!" exclaimed as "Everything I Do (I Do It For You)" filled the apartment. "That's f*ing baby-making music right there."

"I don't want to wear pants anymore. . . I don't want to wear underwear either."
"I don't want to wear my pants either."

Sigh...